“HIMYM” – “You’re writing checks my vagina can’t cash.”
“Chuck” – “It’s gonna be scaaarrry, but good scary like pumpkins and ghosts, not bad scary like wars…and bears.”
“Raising Hope” – “She looks like a transvestite ninja.”
“Dexter” – “I would rather put a campfire out with my face.”
“Modern Family” – “Yesterday’s lazy cures today’s crazy.”
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