Boardwalk Empire – “How do you rest your spleen?”
Bored to Death – “He gave Super Ray a beautiful vagina. Your stalker is a really talented seamstress, but no anus.”
How I Met Your Mother – “It’s a big ol’ bowl of porn flakes.”
House - “Going behind your back works better when you’re not facing me.”
NCIS - “If someone wants something out of your pants, they should have to use their hands.”
Raising Hope – “I’ll kill him. I’ll strangle him with his own sexually offending hands.”
Glory Daze - “My dad took me to a whore house when I was twelve to teach me the difference between sex and love. Aren’t dads great?”
Supernatural - “Ok, if you want to add glitter to that glue you’re sniffing, that’s fine, but don’t dump your whack-a-doo all over us. We’d rather not step in it.”
