“Dexter”
“Two words. Autoerotic mummification.” ~ Masuka
“HIMYM”
“It’s not her nose that’s in my ass, Lily, it’s her heart.”
“Weeds”
“You ho’s always leaving stuff behind. Now find your bag of dildos and make sure you lock the door on your way out.
“Sons of Anarchy”
Hale “This is blackmail”
Salazar “yeah, I got an app for that, homes”
“Modern Family”
“You care about germs? I saw you kiss a pigeon on the mouth.”
“Supernatural”
“You’re stuck with soul-less guy, so you might as well work with me.”
“My true form is approximately the size of your Chrystler building.”
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