Bored to Death - Ray - “You know I never thought I’d be in a graveyard, in a spa robe, talking to a beautiful transvestite in the moonlight.”
Hee Cho (Transvestite) – “It’s romantic.”
Raising Hope – “Lady I clean for caught her son shavin’ his privates on something called Chat oulette. Anyway, he got shipped off to military school and we got a computer!”
“My son isn’t gonna be the low man on anyone’s totem pole but mine.”
The Office – “There’s so much Asian stuff. I wonder if there’s a guy in China right now, looking at a bunch of our stuff?”
Community - “Accidents don’t just happen over and over and over again. This isn’t budget daycare.”
Supernatural- “Sniffin’ people’s butts, yeah that’s a real step up”.
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